By Elmer Beauregard
1. "It's either me or the planet Al"
2. "it was always global warming this and global warming that"
3. Tipper finally reached the "Tipping" point, get it?
4. Whenever Tipper was on the internet Al would say,
"I invented that you know".
5. Tipper had to walk everywhere to offset Al's jet travel.
6. Al spent too much time polishing his Oscar.
7. Tipper wasn't buying all this Global Warming crap.
8. Al needed an excuse to buy more seaside villas.
9. Al is trying to reduce his Carbon Footprint.
10. Al constantly playing Frank Zappa at full volume.
They have to split up the loot.When the carbon trading market falls apart like a cheap suit and the lawsuits start flying they'll still have Tippers half.
Number 11: Al walking around the house mumbling to himself, "It's not a hoax! I was slated to become the first carbon millionare and it was ruined by a that hockey puck in PA"
I knew the potential for humour would be too great for there not to be something posted here, it got some genuine lols :)
Poor Al...Paying just a little too much attention to a "hottie" called Mother Nature and not to his loving wife.
My sentiments go out to Tipper. Being married to an egotistical gasbag borders on spousal abuse by itself...I have seen enough instances and imagine it can be documented. I can't understand how she put up with it for so long.