Chicken Little Rears His Ugly Head

By Elmer Beauregard

The east coast has a few warm days and they are calling it the hottest year on record.

They can say that its the warmest year on record because they are cooking the books. They are measuring "worldwide" temperature from less and less weather stations which are mostly in heavily populated areas which tend to be warmer.

If you Google "2010 hottest year on record" you will get thousand of articles. This ties into my first Law of Global Warming which I call "The Chicken Little Syndrome" which states:

After an unusual warm spell, some people think that means the globe will burn up, so they run around screaming "The Globe Is Warming! The Globe Is Warming!"

This inevitably always leads to my second law of Global Warming or "God Is In Control":

Whenever the mainstream media comes out and says that Global Warming is for real, we get hit with unusually cold weather.

Let's not forget the now infamous January 1996 Newsweek Global Warming Cover Story that came out during the blizzard of the century. Newsweek later blamed the blizzard on Global Warming. This put a big dent in the Anti-Global Warming movement, and they were forced to start calling it "Climate Change".